Local Skydancer Left for Dead at Dealership

Pop's Car Dealership's longstanding Skydancer has fallen.

"It breaks my heart." says Mr. Ford, owner of the Dealership. "The little guy has been dazzling the community with his moves for 13 years... never failing, just flailing."

Police are still searching for answers as to how the power cord came to be unplugged. The most exciting theory involves a midnight raid, raccoons, and an electrician. But most likely, someone tripped over the cord, causing it to unplug before fleeing the scene out of shame.

A candle vigil is planned for this Thursday in Pop's Car lot. The gathering will include local celebrities, Tiny Dancer on repeat, and a ceremonial re-plugging of the lifeless Skydancer.

Penny Inkwell
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This article was made to promote Tipping Point Theatre's upcoming production of Popcorn Falls running March 28 - May 5.
To purchase tickets, visit www.TippingPointTheatre.com/popcorn-falls or call the Box Office at 248-347-0003.